DPI Poetry
Two Short Laughs
Open Mouth, Insert Food Dept.
February '78 IMAGE (SSSN)

A Regional Systems Engineer
After a sizable lunch and some cheer
Swore and beat on the bench
Then pardoned his French
For our Canadian prospects' ears.
From Larry Baron
Software Development, 1967 How many Bytes
Could a Bitty Buffer Byte
If a Bitty Buffer
Could Byte Bits?

My Buffers runeth over so
I screamith and I holerith.